How Do I Love Thee?: The Spam Answer Poem

[I’m sure this exercise must have been done by now but it amused me to see certain patterns and put them together. Every line and word (sic) comes from a spam email subject line exactly as it appeared over five days. Capitalization and punctuation are all from the originals. Repeated lines are from separate messages. A few were split to separate lines for aesthetic (sic) reasons but these are not always the ones you might expect. Enjoy! (esp. since they’re not in your mailbox; no deleting necessary.)]

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said you’d be home
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constituted a prelude to
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This is what your girlfriend desires,
don’t make her wait!
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Time may be running out Rosalinda
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stomach in a frenzied
time, then hung on
mothers looking for fun
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I definatley don’t smell good

January 7, 2005
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